So, the girlie's are going thru this phase right now where they enjoy taking their diapers off and smearing POOP all over everything. Yes, you read correctly EVERYTHING!!!
When this happens it is always incredibly silent in the bedroom, so you make your way down the long hallway to find this distinct odor that is repulsive....You make it thru the green fog to find 2 little girls playing naked in their own secretions. Now, I know that this makes everyone of you so jealous at the thought of this wonderful thing, but it is truly a gift that Marlee and Maggie have given me. But then the germaphobe that I am has to BLEACH & LYSOL everything. You all know the routine, but clearly this is not one of our finer moments.
Of course, after their Daddy found them in the horrible mess a few weeks ago he came up with the idea of using DUCK TAPE to put on the front of their diapers. And then tells them that they are "SUPER WOMAN"!!! And today I have to say that I am using the duck tape as well to insure that the disasters are kept to a minimum.
LOL!!!~;-)))
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Duck tape???
Posted by ~renay~ at 9:39 AM
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You should have put in a disclaimer at the beginning of this post... one like this: "Warning! Do not eat while reading this post, serious consequences could occur!"
Lesson learned as I am reading this post while eating a burrito. Or I should say... was eating a burrito. I've lost my appetite.
Thanks. :)
LOL!! Ok, now that's creative. Note to self...
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